One Planet, One People, Infinite Possibilities!
While a new situation arises for the ASTROCOHORS CLUB in Brazil, the team of reviewers is expanding. The Last Angry Geek comes to support. At the start he gets help from Linkara. They both review comics and here they look at the worst of them all: “Spiderman – One Moment in Time”.
Report number three on the extremely unusual and extremely strange events surrounding Linkara, the reviewer of the third kind. The energy readings taken this time are off scale. After consultation with the Admiralty, it was decided to continue monitoring for the time being. This reviewer seems to be quite successful at what he does, even when dealing with an enemy that is conquering everything he sees.
These events also took place over the course of the last few weeks. They are summarized here in a report.
They say you can feel the breath of death in the desert. So why would anyone willingly go into the desert to build an empire there? The Nostalgia Critic wants to do just that and involves his fellow reviewers in the matter. Perhaps the breath of death is also meant metaphorically, because: how often will the reviewers get involved in something like this?
Second account of the extremely strange events surrounding Reviewer Linkara. Again a breach of the boundaries of dimensions was localized. It needs to be further investigated what caused the breakage, possibly another Insano.
Report on the extremely strange events, the epicenter of which seems to be a reviewer named Linkara. We’ve picked up some very strange energies that raise suspicions of a breakthrough to an alternate universe. This process has dragged on for the past few weeks, so here is the summary, confronting the dancing death whose heart is steel.
Alliances were formed. Bubbles have formed. But are the sides of the reviewers irreconcilable? When the Nostalgia Critic wants to celebrate the anniversary of his website “TGWTG” this morning, he has no idea that he will soon be involved in a fight of epic proportions….
I like to be positively surprised. Let’s see if that guy with the hat doesn’t come across as annoying as a lot of the others.
That Guy with the Hat answers questions and is somehow obsessed with woodchucks. His name is Linkara and his original purpose is to review comics.
Up to this point, Linkara has always done his comic reviews in text form. This is a new step for him – a review in video form. His reign is “Atop the Fourth Wall”. This review is about Spider-Man #56 (in two parts).
Part 2.
There seems to be more and more angry people coming out in public. Is it good? You shouldn’t suppress feelings, that’s true, but does that mean you have to shout them out to the world? That remains to be seen. Anyway, another reviewer has emerged who has the word “angry” in his name – Angry Joe. As the saying goes, he’s “mad as a Deebar”. Or are we dealing with Deebar’s vengeance here? And so it begins…
In these times more and more unusual people appear. If they use their talents well, much can be gained. This one has an unusual talent and is trying to solve a great mystery.
The faster times get, the more nostalgia seems to be in vogue. And now this Nostalgia Critic has arrived. In this his taking on the Transformers movie. We will follow his career with great interest.
This guy seems like a pioneer. Although he’s just some jerk with a camera, he’s presenting his world to us. A world in crisis!
Once in a lifetime there is a man, and he’s the man! He’s got all the powers! Lost in the world of past, in the echo of ancient blast, there is a man of future, a man of mystery. No trails to lead the way, in his search for a yesterday. Misty illusions hiding his famous destiny. Spoony, the touch of fire. Spoony, the proud and free desire. He never sees the sun, he’s always on the run, him and his days are gone. They say he will go on, his search goes on and on.
Spoony takes on the hardest game that has ever been made.
2nd part.
We’ll have to take a closer look. The world could change a lot in the next few years and people who can withstand the fiery abyss are needed. Maybe we’ll find someone here…
This is an unusual beginning. But well, if someone claims something that doesn’t belong to them, that’s a possibility. So, MarzGurl is the name. What else is there?
MarzGurl will go to Japan this year and report from there. We can be excited. That’s a big task that she has set herself.
Times change. I can feel it in the wind. I can feel it in the water. I feel it…
The nerds will rise. And I have a feeling that this one will be one of the ones that will lead the way. He walks so others can run. After all, he’s just a nerd. No, an angry nerd. An angry video game nerd. He wants to let his anger out. The Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) is entering the land of the dead… the brain dead.
In this case, his anger is about the game Castlevania II: Simon’s Quest. Released on the Nintendo Entertainment System just a year after the first in the series, Castlevania II should have been equally as acclaimed. Though as it’s the focus of an AVGN video, there are of course numerous shortcomings which prevent Simon’s Quest from hitting the same highs as the original Castlevania.
With horrendous day to night transitions, having to throw holy water everywhere you go, and possibly the easiest boss in video game history; Simon’s Quest was the perfect place for The Nerd to start dissecting the crappiest games known to man.
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde was a game released for the Nintendo Entertainment System in 1989. It was developed by Advance Communication Company and published by Toho & Bandai (who also put out the Godzilla toys). It is slow moving side-scroller, with notoriously bad controls and confusing gameplay. During gameplay, you alternate between Hyde or Jekyll where you will either try to avoid taking damage or kill monsters. Dr. Jekyll is supposed to be on his way to a wedding, but on the way he’s getting annoyed by people bothering him on his walk, which causes him to turn into Hyde.
AVGN is on it again…
This tale begins in the year 2006, in the city of San Francisco, where a young man named Jack Dorsey had a burning idea. Inspired by the concept of short, status updates and the efficiency of SMS messages, he envisioned a platform that would allow people to express themselves in brief bursts of 140 characters or less. And so, the foundations of Twitter were laid.
But like any good story, there were twists and turns along the way. Jack Dorsey, along with his co-founders Biz Stone and Evan Williams, faced numerous challenges in bringing their creation to life. Funding was scarce, and the team encountered technical hurdles that threatened to ground their ambitious project before it ever took flight.
However, like the resilient little bird they had chosen as their mascot, the team persisted. In March 2006, Twitter officially took its first fluttering steps into the world, with its first-ever tweet sent by Jack Dorsey: “just setting up my twttr.” The simplicity and novelty of the concept quickly caught the attention of early adopters, and the platform began to gain traction.
At the time, nobody would have believed that an old saying would come true: If you fly too high, you get too close to the sun. And like Daedalus, son of Icarus, Twitter fell toward flaming death.