One Planet, One People, Infinite Possibilities!
English entries.
Another account of the events of the past few weeks involving Linkara and some of his friends. Another incident across dimensions. The question arises: What exactly is the original trigger for the universes to mix? Now that Linkara also owns a spaceship, the story gets really interesting, in addition to his gun and sorcery.
Transferência dos arquivos, anotações do diário do capitão da frota Manoel Vargas nas últimas semanas. Preocupações ASTROCOHORS CLUB.
20121001
Se um dia o ASTROCOHORS CLUB tiver uma seção própria para o Brasil, teremos que trabalhar para isso aos poucos. Temos que começar onde queremos nos estabelecer. Parece que os pais da tenente-comandante Beatriz del Almeida eram donos de terras. Aqui é a sede local da ASTROCOHORS, provavelmente poderíamos ficar aqui com eles.
Vamos dar uma olhada.
20130116
Com o amanhecer daquele dia, uma nova esperança pode ter surgido. Existe um espírito de otimismo no Brasil. Mesmo que ASTROCOHORS ainda tenha que operar em segredo, ainda podemos alcançar algo. O que eu pessoalmente não gosto é o fato de dependermos dessa empresa privada. Mas o que parece é a situação. Então, vamos esperar o Tenente Comandante Dorak chegar e torcer pelo melhor.
20130117
Alguma coisa estranha está acontecendo. Algo me diz que a criação de uma sede separada para um departamento brasileiro não é um momento muito cedo.
20130125
Meus sentimentos nunca me enganaram. Os acontecimentos dos últimos dias mostram claramente que precisamos da nova sede. Vamos configurar isso agora. A questão é quando teremos uma confirmação oficial do ASTROCOHORS CLUB.
20130205
O Tenente Comandante Dorak está saindo novamente. A nova sede está pronta. Nós os usaremos mesmo que ainda não sejamos um departamento oficial do ASTROCOHORS CLUB. Mas chegará a hora. Eu posso sentir isso no ar. Tenho medo de que algo aconteça neste país. Não no mundo. Algo ruim. Vamos ver como podemos sair bem de lá.
The Last Angry Geek is dead. He died in the battle of the critics. But no one is really gone. We’ll find out…
A rift in space and time, indeed… No one would have ever believed what would become of this event. The Reviewers must unite to face the great threat. Failure shouldn’t happen…
This series of reports is getting longer and longer. This is report number five on Linkara and its activities. These have created more and more cracks in the space-time continuum. Scientists fear that a plot hole could form in which reality is no longer a fixed reference. Linkara’s last activity was for the one with the blue soul.
Fourth report about the reviewer Linkara. It must have something to do with the fourth wall, because our instruments have once again found a break between dimensions. It is to be feared that these cracks will increase. Our scientists fear that this will continue in a dark direction, because part of the world was already missing during these events. How Linkara countered this is part of this report.
What is it, when worlds collide? When Powers beyond our imagination enter our universe? And when a bunch of nerds get out to save the world… or something? Our group of restless heroes will find out… oh yes, they will.
While a new situation arises for the ASTROCOHORS CLUB in Brazil, the team of reviewers is expanding. The Last Angry Geek comes to support. At the start he gets help from Linkara. They both review comics and here they look at the worst of them all: “Spiderman – One Moment in Time”.
Report number three on the extremely unusual and extremely strange events surrounding Linkara, the reviewer of the third kind. The energy readings taken this time are off scale. After consultation with the Admiralty, it was decided to continue monitoring for the time being. This reviewer seems to be quite successful at what he does, even when dealing with an enemy that is conquering everything he sees.
These events also took place over the course of the last few weeks. They are summarized here in a report.
They say you can feel the breath of death in the desert. So why would anyone willingly go into the desert to build an empire there? The Nostalgia Critic wants to do just that and involves his fellow reviewers in the matter. Perhaps the breath of death is also meant metaphorically, because: how often will the reviewers get involved in something like this?
Second account of the extremely strange events surrounding Reviewer Linkara. Again a breach of the boundaries of dimensions was localized. It needs to be further investigated what caused the breakage, possibly another Insano.
Report on the extremely strange events, the epicenter of which seems to be a reviewer named Linkara. We’ve picked up some very strange energies that raise suspicions of a breakthrough to an alternate universe. This process has dragged on for the past few weeks, so here is the summary, confronting the dancing death whose heart is steel.
Alliances were formed. Bubbles have formed. But are the sides of the reviewers irreconcilable? When the Nostalgia Critic wants to celebrate the anniversary of his website “TGWTG” this morning, he has no idea that he will soon be involved in a fight of epic proportions….
I like to be positively surprised. Let’s see if that guy with the hat doesn’t come across as annoying as a lot of the others.
That Guy with the Hat answers questions and is somehow obsessed with woodchucks. His name is Linkara and his original purpose is to review comics.
Up to this point, Linkara has always done his comic reviews in text form. This is a new step for him – a review in video form. His reign is “Atop the Fourth Wall”. This review is about Spider-Man #56 (in two parts).
Part 2.
There seems to be more and more angry people coming out in public. Is it good? You shouldn’t suppress feelings, that’s true, but does that mean you have to shout them out to the world? That remains to be seen. Anyway, another reviewer has emerged who has the word “angry” in his name – Angry Joe. As the saying goes, he’s “mad as a Deebar”. Or are we dealing with Deebar’s vengeance here? And so it begins…