Heat Wave

This is a heavy task! Reviewers assemble! There is an enemy to beat!

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The Forbidden Experiment

At last it was time. The whole search that had occupied Jarmo Dorak for years was about to come to an end. The last clue he found would lead him to the Temple of the Wind Harp. But the location of the temple was far outside the solar system. Therefore, he had to apply to act on the official behalf of ASTROCOHORS COMMAND. The competencies of the ASTROCOHORS CLUB ended here. The leadership of ASTROCOHORS COMMAND knew that this was actually a forbidden experiment. Such a mission would not be undertaken by one space fleet officer alone. But the circumstances were anything but ordinary. So the Admiralty gave in to Dorak’s wish to fly alone to the presumed location of the temple.

That day, Jarmo Dorak boarded the spacecraft that ASTROCOHORS COMMAND had made available to him. He set off into the unknown. The jump into hyperspace he made was the last documented event. After that, his trail is lost.

What happened? Possibly the inclined viewer learns more here…

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Struggle to the End

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A new danger appears. Is there never time to catch your breath? A new report on the strange events of the last few weeks around Linkara. This is becoming a habit, it seems.

The Race Against Time

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An agent is working on the latest report on Linkara’s activities. Do we have a question about chicken and egg here? Which came first – Linkara’s abilities that lured interdimensional villains, or interdimensional villains that Linkara had to adapt to? Which incarnation of evil will he have to face this time?

The Rains of Death

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Another account of the events of the past few weeks involving Linkara and some of his friends. Another incident across dimensions. The question arises: What exactly is the original trigger for the universes to mix? Now that Linkara also owns a spaceship, the story gets really interesting, in addition to his gun and sorcery.

The Lure of Light

Transferência dos arquivos, anotações do diário do capitão da frota Manoel Vargas nas últimas semanas. Preocupações ASTROCOHORS CLUB.

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Se um dia o ASTROCOHORS CLUB tiver uma seção própria para o Brasil, teremos que trabalhar para isso aos poucos. Temos que começar onde queremos nos estabelecer. Parece que os pais da tenente-comandante Beatriz del Almeida eram donos de terras. Aqui é a sede local da ASTROCOHORS, provavelmente poderíamos ficar aqui com eles.

Vamos dar uma olhada.


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Com o amanhecer daquele dia, uma nova esperança pode ter surgido. Existe um espírito de otimismo no Brasil. Mesmo que ASTROCOHORS ainda tenha que operar em segredo, ainda podemos alcançar algo. O que eu pessoalmente não gosto é o fato de dependermos dessa empresa privada. Mas o que parece é a situação. Então, vamos esperar o Tenente Comandante Dorak chegar e torcer pelo melhor.

ASTROCOHORS Brasil HQ

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Alguma coisa estranha está acontecendo. Algo me diz que a criação de uma sede separada para um departamento brasileiro não é um momento muito cedo.


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Meus sentimentos nunca me enganaram. Os acontecimentos dos últimos dias mostram claramente que precisamos da nova sede. Vamos configurar isso agora. A questão é quando teremos uma confirmação oficial do ASTROCOHORS CLUB.


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O Tenente Comandante Dorak está saindo novamente. A nova sede está pronta. Nós os usaremos mesmo que ainda não sejamos um departamento oficial do ASTROCOHORS CLUB. Mas chegará a hora. Eu posso sentir isso no ar. Tenho medo de que algo aconteça neste país. Não no mundo. Algo ruim. Vamos ver como podemos sair bem de lá.

The Brain Machine

The Last Angry Geek is dead. He died in the battle of the critics. But no one is really gone. We’ll find out…

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The Weapon that Walked

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A rift in space and time, indeed… No one would have ever believed what would become of this event. The Reviewers must unite to face the great threat. Failure shouldn’t happen…

The Sound Gun

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This series of reports is getting longer and longer. This is report number five on Linkara and its activities. These have created more and more cracks in the space-time continuum. Scientists fear that a plot hole could form in which reality is no longer a fixed reference. Linkara’s last activity was for the one with the blue soul.

Duel Against Darkness

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Fourth report about the reviewer Linkara. It must have something to do with the fourth wall, because our instruments have once again found a break between dimensions. It is to be feared that these cracks will increase. Our scientists fear that this will continue in a dark direction, because part of the world was already missing during these events. How Linkara countered this is part of this report.

The Deadly Deception

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What is it, when worlds collide? When Powers beyond our imagination enter our universe? And when a bunch of nerds get out to save the world… or something? Our group of restless heroes will find out… oh yes, they will.

The Frightened King

While a new situation arises for the ASTROCOHORS CLUB in Brazil, the team of reviewers is expanding. The Last Angry Geek comes to support. At the start he gets help from Linkara. They both review comics and here they look at the worst of them all: “Spiderman – One Moment in Time”.

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Return of the Androids

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Report number three on the extremely unusual and extremely strange events surrounding Linkara, the reviewer of the third kind. The energy readings taken this time are off scale. After consultation with the Admiralty, it was decided to continue monitoring for the time being. This reviewer seems to be quite successful at what he does, even when dealing with an enemy that is conquering everything he sees.

These events also took place over the course of the last few weeks. They are summarized here in a report.

The Breath of Death

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They say you can feel the breath of death in the desert. So why would anyone willingly go into the desert to build an empire there? The Nostalgia Critic wants to do just that and involves his fellow reviewers in the matter. Perhaps the breath of death is also meant metaphorically, because: how often will the reviewers get involved in something like this?

The Great Secret

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Second account of the extremely strange events surrounding Reviewer Linkara. Again a breach of the boundaries of dimensions was localized. It needs to be further investigated what caused the breakage, possibly another Insano.