Trump to Robert Mueller: ‘It Wasn’t Me’ (w/ Shaggy)

Shaggy and James Corden update the lyrics to “It Wasn’t Me” to reflect Robert Mueller’s investigation into Donald Trump.

Catch Shaggy in Game Over, Man! out March 23 on Netflix.

[James Corden]
Special counsel got you sweatin’ like crazy
Tweeting that it’s a witch hunt
Open up, got some questions ‘bout Russia
Evidence you should confront

I’m just trying to learn the truth and
Figure out how much you knew
All this time, my investigation
Never took its eyes off you

[Shaggy]
This damn Russian probe’s gonna bite me in the bummer
I never should have fired James Comey last summer
Pundits called me dumb, Bannon made me look dumber
I’ll blame Hillary, boy I’ve really outdone her

To be a true dealer, know the art of the deal
If Mueller’s pressin’ charges, then I’m going to appeal
Delete my work emails before they reveal
I paid off Stormy Daniels so she’d spank me till I squealed.

[James (Shaggy)]
Manafort committed tax fraud (It wasn’t me)
Had shady business dealings abroad (It wasn’t me)
So many staffers who could be bought (It wasn’t me)
How’d you think you wouldn’t be caught? (It wasn’t me)

I want to know who conspired (It wasn’t me)
With Russian bots who were hired (It wasn’t me)

Treason may have transpired (It wasn’t me)
I think your pants are on fire

[James]
Special counsel got you sweatin’ like crazy
Tweeting that it’s a witch hunt
Have a seat, got some questions ‘bout Russia
Evidence you should confront
I’ll subpoena you to testify
In front of a Grand Jury
Just know five of your associates have
Already plead guilty

[Shaggy]
Bet you think you’re clever and you’re getting real close
You see them talking Russia on the cable news shows

I’ve nothing to hide, I’m gonna propose

You talk to my lawyers ‘cuz I can’t be deposed

You know there’s going to be a lot of tough interviews
Don’t care about Don Jr, he’s a son I can lose
Stick to the plan, attack the fake news
I really should have told Jeff Sessions not to recuse

[James (Shaggy)]
Hey shall we talk about the pee tape? (It wasn’t me)
We’ve got a copy on replay (It wasn’t me)
And our mouths were just agape (It wasn’t *pee*)
I mean, my god–it’s the pee tape (It wasn’t *pee*)

[James]
I just came in and I caught him red-handed
Tangled in a web of lies
Say goodbye to your friends in Russia
Hello to the FBI

They may say I take too long
And my probe is a giant fail
But stay tuned, my investigation’s
Putting Donald Trump in jail

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Star Trek Discovery: The Firing of Les Moonves and the Failure of the Shorts

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On October 4th of 2018, the first of a total of four Star Trek shorts was released exclusively on CBS All Access. Officially, these shorts are meant to expand the Discovery Star Trek universe, keep the fans yearning for more Discovery satiated until the release of season 2, and drive more subscriptions to CBS All Access.

Unofficially though, these shorts represent a very expensive failed experiment, which have only served to confirm the indications that Discovery may be the least viewed Star Trek series of all time.

That has only added to the behind the scenes issues associated with Star Trek Discovery, a production that lost its corporate guardian angel when former CBS head honcho and Discovery progenitor Leslie Moonves was fired in disgrace.

In this video, we will cover the popularity of Star Trek Discovery, and why the Star Trek shorts paint such a bleak picture of it. Then we’ll explore the firing of Leslie Moonves and what repercussion that might have for not just the future of Star Trek Discovery, but the future of Star Trek period.

Previous Star Trek Discovery and Picard revival video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLl17YXrAZY

The Rise and Fall of The Star Trek Kelvin Timeline
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOys0IusW2U

The Spider-man Cinematic saga:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqMGa4QoqCI

Alex Kurtzmann and the Monsters Universe:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-XiyXmpS4

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